We’ve all heard “cozy” means small, but that’s just the tip of the real estate listing iceberg. Agents are creative geniuses when it comes to making a teardown sound like a luxury abode. Have you come across these gems?
“Custom”
Built to the very specific tastes of someone who is not you.
“Midcentury”
Not to be confused with “midcentury modern” this home was built some time in the 50’s, has zero architectural significance and plenty of lead paint.
“Yesteryear”
A lot of people have died in this house.
“One-of-a-kind”
So hideous they never built another one.
“Friendly dog”
Don’t wear nice pants and bring a lint brush.
“Approximately X square feet”
Subtract approximately 300 sq ft from this number.
